Q: Our most frequently asked question is, "IF you are so great why are you in Fort Wayne, Indiana?"
A: Shut up, we like it here.
Q: Isn't the female market a niche market?
A: Yes, the female market is a niche market. About 85% of household budget are spent by this "niche". So we're okay with this little niche.
Q: Why do you add project management as a line item on your invoice?
A: The product of project management is efficiency. We believe that a concentrated, professional guided by powerful software, will keep us all on target and within budget. Managing creative projects can sometimes be compared to herding cats. Our project managers like cats.
Q: Who is more powerful? The Flash or Aquaman.
A: The Flash and Aquaman are both powerful DCU heroes who have saved the world time and time again. But which one is more powerful? To answer that question, you have to take a close look at each of their powers.
First up is Aquaman. Living underwater makes him much stronger and faster than a normal human being, and he’s one heck of a swimmer. He can also talk to all sea life telepathically, which makes him an almost unbeatable force while he’s underwater.
But then, you have the Flash. Pretty much the fastest thing alive. By tapping into the Speed Force, he can move at a speed that can’t be seen by the naked eye. He can also move his molecules at a rate that allows him to pass through walls. He can catch bullets and move his arms fast enough to create cyclones. If you really think about it, he’s nearly unstoppable.
Therefore, I must conclude that The Flash is the more powerful hero. Even if you put him in Aquaman’s home turf (underwater), he would still own it. He could spin fast enough to create a whirlpool, sucking in all of the dolphins and whales, or whatever it is that Aquaman is using to try and protect himself. The fight would be over really quickly.
The Flash is more powerful, but Aquaman is still pretty cool. And for the record, Batman can figure out a way to beat anyone. Even Darkseid. You probably don’t even know who Darkseid is. Oh well. I didn't even expect you to.
Illustrator and Cartoonist, Matt Gross
Q: My creative is so blah blah blah. What do I do?
A: Britton is so great because of all the blah blah blah out there. And when you consider the amount of bleh bleh bleh then you realize that we are truly outstanding.
So when the "blah blahs" and the "bleh blehs" surround you, try and think outside of the blah. Call us. Just say, "Help! Blah blah blah." We'll look at the phone ID number and call you right back after you've calmed down a little.